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 1  ArbiterAll choleric, all the time2017-05-06Today at 12:31 am35 Send private message   
 2  Xenocartographer2017-05-06Sun Sep 17, 2017 7:41 pm17 Send private message 
 3  ((Delta))ALH is a blushing clupea.2017-08-16Sun Sep 24, 2017 12:47 am16 Send private message   
 4  PadlockLame2017-08-15Fri Sep 22, 2017 10:49 pm14 Send private message   
 5  SansFinalGuardianRule 1: People are stupid.  Rule 1a: This includes you.  Rule 1b: This includes me. Rule 2: The origin of an idea doesn't matter. The world's most stupid person can say it's night time, but that doesn't make it sunny. Rule 3: Don't try to confirm an idea; try to falsify it. Rule 4: DONT INTERUPT ME GODAMNIT Rule 5: When you guess about how long something will take, take your first answer, write it down and chuck it into a black hole. Instead, think about how long similar projects have taken in the past, accept that as the one true answer and try not to worry about the black hole.  Rule 5a: I don't know where to find a black hole, ask the LHC people. Rule 6: If all else fails, turn it off and on again. Rule 7: Religion? Screw dat. Rule 8: KILL IT WITH FIRE.  Rule 8a: DRESDEN STYLE. Rule 9: Does anyone else find it disturbing that you can build a nuclear mob with fire detectors? Rule 10: In December 1941, the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor, which synchronises beautifully with when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table. Rule 11: If it isn't working, try something else. Mess around. Don't make the same mistake over and over. Rule 12: Only two things matter in this world: power in as great a concentration as you can manage, and [s]butter[/s] style. And in a pinch, [s]butter[/s] style can slide. Rule 14: God, that's hilarious.   Rule 14a: God; that's hilarious. Rule 15: The greatest joy in life is finding loopholes, then abusing them beyond any possible necessity. Rule 16: No I in team; but there is me. Rule 17: If it doesn't solve other things by accident and give more ways to test it, it isn't an explanation. Rule 18: If life gives you lemons, burn 'em. Rule 19: School is flawed because it rewards you for trying to guess what will give you the shiny, preferably by means of technobabble. Rule 20: If brute force doesn't work, try more brute force.  Rule 20a: Duh. Rule 21: What we really need is a lightsaber gun. Rule 22: But Darth Maul had the high ground! Rule 23: If one-third are red and two-thirds are green and they're in a random order, just guess green every time. Don't try to match their chaos; fight fire with water.  Rule 23a: Unless they aren't replaced, and then only near the end. Rule 24: LOOK YOU TRY WRITING LIFE PRO TIPS MIXED WITH RANDOM JOKES AT HALF PAST MIDNIGHT Rule 25: What would happen if you squared the circle, only with a black hole? Rule 25a: how to cube sphere Rule 26: Rocket balloons? idk Rule 27: Totally sane over here. Don't worry. Rule 28: My gender? Hmm... Nah. Rule 29: Even if you can't get rid of a fault, you can reduce it. Rule 30: SLEEP  Rule 30a: zzzz2017-05-08Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:33 am12 Send private message   
 6  Dellis2017-05-07Mon Jul 24, 2017 6:29 am7 Send private message   
 7  FallenLeaves2017-08-16Today at 5:11 pm6 Send private message   
 8 avatar Seabiscuit2017-05-06Thu Sep 21, 2017 1:54 pm5 Send private message   
 9  KittenLicksClawfully punny2017-05-07Thu Jul 06, 2017 2:03 am5 Send private message   
 10 avatar KingWinnaMostly bad sometimes witty2017-09-13Sun Sep 17, 2017 12:57 pm3 Send private message   
 11  Wildcat2017-08-20Sun Sep 24, 2017 9:58 pm3 Send private message   
 12  Nanedex2017-09-17Never0 Send private message